Dear Old Friend (whom I haven’t seen in years):
Remember when you told me that fast food restaurants saved the crummy food items for the drive thru (yeah, I spelled it “thru”) so that we wouldn’t notice we had the buns that were falling apart, and the cold crappy fries until we were gone? Remember how I disagreed? I think Jacks saved such a biscuit for me this morning.
Dear Diet:
Why are you so elusive? What? Because of fast food?! :::oh:::
Dear Fast Food Restaurants:
If I go on a diet, will you survive without me?
Dear Grocery Store:
Is it cheaper to buy groceries than to eat out every day? I haven’t noticed you being too cheap on those food prices, you know.
Dear Taste Buds:
Can you handle my cooking night after night? Better question, can Ole Boy?
Thought for the day: I don’t like wearing Maypop jeans. You know, the ones that have gotten so tight, they may pop when you sit down…
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| Shiloh National Military Park (Savannah, TN) |
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